poocastinate
when one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.
a: this -ssignment sucks. i’ve been procastinating…cleaning my room…watching mid afternoon tv…taking the dog for the walk. i better get into this work then.
b: maybe its time to poocastinate.
a: hhhhhrr. yep. that’ll work.
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