Pooch Suit
the pooch suit aka “sun dress”, is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. when woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as “inpregneto” for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.
me: ” dude, i woke up next to big bertha this morning”
friend: “why did you go home with her? she is huge!”
me: “i had no idea she was big that pooch suit she had on made her look like a d-mn twig”.
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