pooched
a term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. it has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired
dude! the bowl is pooched
i am so pooched
adj.
tech/geek term. etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of “dog” with the condition it describes.
definition:
used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
my computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.
origin: a contraction of “screwed the pooch”.
something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
i accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it’s totally pooched!
– feeling tired
– an empty bowl 😉
d-mn yo, i was so pooched after work last night.
sh-t man, that bowl’s pooched. top it up again.
broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal
i don’t know what’s wrong with your friggin’ hdtv — all i know is that it’s probably pooched.
(pooh-ched)
to exhaust, finish, cash, empty, or burn out.
to become tired or bushed.
“hey is there a hit left?” tom asks joe. “no i think its pooched” joe answers.
“man am i pooched”
derived from the term ‘screwed the pooch’. meaning to completely fail at something.
mate, i totally pooched my exam, i got an e.
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