pooching
to conceal something in one’s v-g-n-, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards
they’re searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!
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the act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.
“dude im so stoned. that labradors got me ripped man”
“yo you need to stop pooching”
havng s-x with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.
that girl is a real dog, but i’m in the middle of a dry spell. so, i’m going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.
to be hanging about. like cotch
i was just pooching round my homegyals yard
v. to pooch is to have s-x. pooching is the act of having s-x as a poocher is a womans v-g-n-.
“man i really pooched that sl-ts poocher last night!”
“haven’t done much pooching lately..”
to jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. see pooch pad.
“lets go pooching at niq’s”
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