Poochy Poker
one who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
mom: why is the dog sleeping under my bed?
me: probably because i was being a poochy poker.
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