Poodanking
the act of p–ping into the urethra of your p-n-s, and then peeing out the p–p as though it were a more viscous peepee. poodanking is a solo act, involving the p-n-s and p–per of a single poodanker.
note: poodanking is not a town in china.
i’ll never poodank again!
jenny (on phone): “what are you doing right now?”
ted (on other end of phone): “nothing.”
jenny: no, come on sugarbunny. tell me what you are doing.”
ted: i…uh… how do i phrase this? i… uh… i’m sh-tting into my p-n-s! and then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!”
jenny: “come again, ted?”
ted: “jenny, i’m poodanking!!!”
jenny: -dialtone-……..
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