poodle

secret word for period. commonly used by young girls to talk about periods without others understanding what they are talking about avoiding embarr-ssment.
“oh my god lisa! my poodle is giving me so much pain!!!”
a dog with a puffy tail
that is a poodle
a most amazing breed of dog owned and praised by the highest members of society through out human history. the poodle is regarded as the second most intelligent dog second only to the border collie whose disposition and physical exterior are out shinned by light years by the poodles elegant mannerisms and sense of calm. the poodle is skillful in many dog sports, including agility, obedience, tracking, and even herding and has taken first place more than any other breed. but poodles are not only the elegant show dogs portrayed by the media, poodles were once known as the best hunting dogs, hunting on both land and in water with the intelligence and beauty that accompanies everything a poodle does. the poodle, a dog usually -ssociated with the upper crust of society, has just recently in the last few decades, made its way down the socioeconomic ladder and has proved its most outstanding quality yet. the poodle is now becoming known as the best house pet for its calming sweetness and adoration of its owner. you will not find a more well rounded, beautiful, intelligent dog than the poodle.
joe: what is that beautiful creature?

dan: thats my poodle dude.
this is a t-tle used for a lesbian who transcends a lipstick lesbian in her level of high maintenance. it’s possible she may have been a gay man in a previous life in her aesthetic tastes, love of high fashion and personal hygiene items. a poodle is not afraid to embrace her inner femininity and actively seeks opportunities to wear a tiara. she abhors physical labor and all things that may make her “glow” (poodles do not sweat). it is possible that even in the breeders world a poodle might be viewed as difficult to please and just a bit demanding…
although not confirmed portia de rossi has all of the indications of being a poodle. lindsey lohan is a poodle puppy…
everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but n-body wants to f-ck the poodle.
stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he’s such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he’s so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a f-ck?

stacy+allison: haha you’re so cute tom

tom: oh sh-t im a poodle
a younger man who deliberately pursues older women; a cougar-chaser; a kept male of the lapdog variety; subject of the hit songs “just a gigolo” and “i wanna be your dog”. often in the guise of an unsigned musician, college student, or barfly.
kevin federline was britney spears’ poodle.
some one that is being a little b-tch about something
dave: want to go smoke dope?
jeff: nah.

dave: why you being such a poodle about it?
pr-nounced pooda-lay. poodl’e is just a much more fancy way of saying poodle. you will sound like a total aristocrat when saying poodl’e.
look at all those poodl’e’s!
rachael has the cutest poodl’e ive ever seen.

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