Prostocked


to unexpectedly sh-t your pants, at a most noticeable time, such as in the workplace at a customers home. when they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) with a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox
jose new he had been at the scene of prostocked job when he was sent out for coffee and upon his return there was police crime scene tape around the perimeter.

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