poodle bluffing
poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outcl-sses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. think pee-wee herman challenging carrot top to a fist fight.
toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to r-t-rded behavior like poodle bluffing.
guy 1: when i asked if he was gay, tom insisted on his heteros-xuality and showed me his rolodex full of call girls.
guy 2: he’s just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that tom is a peter puffer.
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