poodle-tang
poodle-tang – a delusional friend aka “acquaintance” in a group who’s sole purpose to annoy the other members of the group. once this happens the poodle-tang then gets ragged on all the time. eventually “poodle-tang” will find out that he is the b-tt of all jokes and freak out. after that he uses his white and nerdy skills of computers to usually create “odd” pictures and sends out threatening emails. usually pictures are of a poodle’s head on an orangutan’s body. hence poodle-tang
hey alex, we have to do something about poodle-tang. he’s annoying the snot out of me again.
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