Poon Plans
common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. these plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
“sally said she had already agreed to meet gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, i’m sure she’ll be free that night.”
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