poodling
v. to poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.to worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.to approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
from early 19th cen. german ‘pudelhÿng’
my wife’s getting a nose ring today and i’m totaly poodling over it. you think you’ve got problems, the girl i’m dating won’t wear my pajamas, i’ve poodled over it for days.
the act of grinding facing frontwards. the girl’s crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy’s leg, like humping. small dogs like poodles love to hump things.
did you see jenny last night?
ya what a sl-t, she poodled every guy there!
_________________________
holy sh-t, i just danced with sarah, and i have a wet spot on my upper thigh!
ya, that b-tch loveeeees poodling
in compet-tive roller derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. the acc-mulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. a skater who is about to become the “jammer”, or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their “major” comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. so… a skater with three minors who is about to be the “jammer” will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.
she’s going to be the next jammer, but she’s got three minors. she’ll probably resort to poodling.
messing about, wasting time. doing nothing productive
she was poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
he was poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.
the act of bleaching, then landscaping the pubic hair into a shape by shaving.
“hey charlie, will you shave and bleach my p-b-s into a white cloud?”
“sure crystal, i’m up for some poodling!”
d-gg-ng in a luxury car
she went poodling in her lexus
when you doodle while p–ping.
john needed to work on their art so i suggested they start poodling.
Read Also:
- Poogans
an animal of the canine variety. aww, look at that cute poogans over there! oh my he’s dead! there are no provided examples of poogan
- Enemigna
when a person receiving and/or giving an enema isn’t sure of the contents of said enema bag horatio was unsure of his situation as he received an enemigna in a hatian hospital
- enemy cuntact
enemy c-ntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball -ssault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat. “enemy c-ntact car full of jocks windows down windows down.” “target pwned and bwned. he’s flippin a b-tch.”
- snickerpiss
1) relating to the leftover crumbs and excess chocolate left on a candy bar wrapper. 2) can be used as an exclamation or interjection. 1) ew, i got snickerp-ss on my hand. 2) i shut my hand in the door! snickerp-ss!!!
- sniegasunc
a term used to describe a person who is very headstrong and stubborn, always gives one response “it’s a matter of principle!” to any kind of issue. usually has indestructible straight thinking fundamentals with tendency to blondness. – will you eat your meal at last? you seem to be totally hungry. you just need to […]