texting with someone while simultaneously p–ping.
i explained to mike that i was pooexting hime because i was p–ping while texting.
- french snorkal
receiving oral pleasure while the “giver” is submerged under water struggling for air. preferably in a hot tub or some form of water. while on vacation i received a french snorkal in the swimming pool.
zadoc is a stupid c-nt with a tiny d-ck and is a jew with a high ego zadoc is such a c-nt
when you get a ray gun in a high round of zombies and have enough to pack-o-punch. gets ray gun on round 25 “pack-o-f-ggot this bad boy”
- chinese picnic
an ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed. are you sure we’re only going to rei to return your hiking shoes? you’re not taking me on a chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!
- fury cannon
hold you d-ck like you’re holding a cannon and fap furiously. just before you -j-c-l-t- light your d-ck up and shoot your j-zz at the target. guy 1: hey dude, yesterday was insane! guy 2: yeah?! what did you do? guy 1: …well. i was heading to cl-ss and there was this jerk who won’t […]