poofarter
describes someone that performs the past-tense verb ‘poofarted’ and the noun ‘a poofart’.
a person that farts and poos at the same time.
said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky t-rd-sausage.
can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
“he’s a poofarter”
“i’m a poofarter!”
“i thought i could sly a quick trump, but i poofarted & had to run away”
“dan cr-pped his trousers, therefore, i declare that he’s a poofarter. his underpants are proof.”
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