electronic ritalin
electronic devices given to children – i-pods, cell phones, dvds in cars, x-box, play station, nintendo, etc – to keep them quiet & busy – can range from a blessing to a curse
“honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? this is going to be a twelve hour drive”
“yes the boys picked out a dozen dvds and brought their i-phone chargers”
“now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again”
“what do we do when the dvds run out? listen to their stories and fall in love with them again”
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