poofcake


it’s when a h-m-s-xual is so h-m-s-xual that they are beyond “fruitcake”. the stage past fruitcake is poofier than a fruitcake. yet still with the gaiety of cake. the two clearly must collide resulting in a poofcake.
f-ck sake john. stop being such a f-cking poofcake.
a fat girl that always eats cake and pee’s on them self and say its water!
shut up poof cake!

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