Poofik
pr-nounced “poo-feek.”
an arbitrary word thrown into anything and everything. usually used as another word to mean p–p.
also used to call something bad, gross, or out of the usual.
the word can also be shortened as “poof” based on preference.
“yeah, he was really weird. he was such a poofik.”
“poofik! i stepped on a thumbtack!”
“what a poof!”
“eww my dog made a poofik on your lawn!”
“get that poofik away from me!”
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- Poop-off
p–p·off (p–p’awf) n. an event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can p–p in private. “i just had a marathon p–p-off with some old bluehair in the target bathroom. after 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and […]
- poopspeckle
a speckle of p–p on a mans c-ck or tongue after ripping a girls -sshole apart with his c-ck or giving her a rim job dude i was tearing up my chicks -sshole and she left p–pspeckles on my tongue
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after defecating and then showering, the resulting goop in the perineum area. “d-mn, after i shat and showered i had a bad case of p–pta gupta. i’m gonna go tell samantha about it.”
- Poopyheimer
(noun) – a person who sharts themselves in public and sits on it until everyone leaves to avoid the embarr-ssment of having to excuse themselves for no apparent reason. did you smell john in the board meeting yesterday? he seemed to be glued to his seat. i’m pretty sure he’s a p–pyheimer.