Pooflaps


a part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.
mike: man, i was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

sally: are your pooflaps okay?

mike: they’re still leaky, but they should get better soon.
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beauty mark (big mole on b-tthole)
his pooflap is waving in the wind (flatulence)

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