Poofted


(v.) past tense. some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-sp-ce-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
“it poofted”. (when “poofted” is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)
(v.) p-ssed tense. some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-sp-ce-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
“it poofted”. (when “poofted” is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)

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