poofty


generally referring to h-m-s-xual individuals it is also used as a slander to gay acting straight individuals
look at these two poofty b-st-rds here. they might as well be holding hands.
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a decade of old fashioned music from the twentieth century, generally not listened to by a young age group.
derogatary towards the form of music, not necessarily referring to the listener’s s-xuality.
brother: -listening to jazz music-
sister: why are you listening to songs from the poofties?
brother: it’s jazz.
sister: more like j-zz.

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