the rectal equivalent of the female kegel muscles.
every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my b-tthole would clench up and it looked like i was twerking.
- girl almighty
a legendary bop by the one and only one direction “lets have another toast for the girl almighty!”
- josie mcdonald
self centered wh-r- who thinks that the world revolves around her. can’t stop talking about her and her latest catch(boyfriend) she always talks about the sh-t they do in the bedroom. is on birth control. needs a taste of reality. just a self centered, over confident little wh-r-. girl1: ugh, she’s such a josie mcdonald. […]
- goin on a board bender
this practice is done by acc-mulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of “hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?” “george, […]
an ugly -ss b-tch learsy is a savage hoe
- burnt garbonzo bean
referring to someone looking old and ugly you look like a burnt garbonzo bean