pooh bear


a guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he’s alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. he goes from being a hard -ss to kissing her -ss. its adorable, but annoying
“you are such a pooh bear when no one is around ”
to be dressed in only a t-shirt.
i had the house to myself this weekend so i did a pooh bear.
one that you love, cherish, and care for.
danielle you are my poohbear!
pooh bear,
a term of endearment for a cute-type girlfriend. usually followed by a smile from the loved gf, and a gag from haters. doesn’t give off the ‘sleeping with’ vibe of babe/honey.
warner huntington iii calls elle woods ‘pooh bear’ in legally blonde. although he ends up dumping her and she becomes the epitome of female empowerment, it is very adorable.
soft to the poke, pudgy. if this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

-may have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. known to do up-down exercises.
he wore a yellow shirt today and i swear, he looked just like pooh bear!
a person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. the key to a poohbear is their large dutf-ck cheeks. they protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. the poohbear breed of human dances with a metro s-xual boing to his step. poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. the poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.
matt: look at that rare species of poohbear
ben: i wish i was like that
to eat honey out of the -ss
carl attempted a poohbear with his new girlfriend, they quickly broke up.
in the gay sub-culture of bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.
jason is such a pooh bear… can you believe that he likes guys to sh-t on him?

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