poohand


when you pick up your dog’s poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
oh my god! my face is itchy but i can’t scratch it because i’ve got poo hand.
the scent of feces clinging to one’s hand, even through handwashing with soap
omg, i’ve got the poohand!!!1
what results when people have a poo, and don’t wash their hands.

the transfer of faecal matter from the -n-l p-ssage to the palm of ones hand.
“dudes, i was having a slash today, and adam came in, had a disgusting great sh-t, then didn’t wash his hands! he’s eating his lunch now with serious poo hands.”
#poo #hands #poohands #sh-t #t-rd #dump
someone who p–ps in their hands for money.
look its poo hands he did it for like 10 dollars.
#wh-r- #hand desecrator #p–ps mcgee #p–p sn-tcher #p–p hands

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