Poohlaxing


the act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. may begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap
poohlaxing happens when sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

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