pool wood


after swimming in a pool for an extended period of time you exit to discover you have a b-n-r. usually there are many females in bikinis around.
i went to the public pool yesterday. when i got out i noticed everyone was staring at me. i looked down and to my dismay i had pool wood.
an erection received from swimming in a pool.
cheche and coco noticed his pool wood, and their mouths dropped in awe. neither of them have ever seen anything as m-ssive.

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