poolick

a very famous canadian author, jason poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.
hi guys,

here’s a story for you:

yesterday i was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. she’s a big girl, but really cute. i asked her “where do you want to go for lunch?” she told me “taco bell.”

so we go to taco bell, and she orders a combo number 2, and a combo #6. i’m thinking to myself “wow, her farts must be amazing!!!!” anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, i had the windows down in my car, and i let a sbd go. i could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. she was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

i asked her “i’m sorry i farted, do you like it?”. she said “mmmmmm, i wish you could have done that on my nose.” i said “well..that can be arranged” with a sly grin on my face.

we drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by -ss cheeks, and i farted, but accidently, some taco came out. i thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

now, every friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. some days people ask her after lunch “hey, what’s that in your teeth?” but it will always be our little secret.

with love,

jason poolick