Poolside Loungeabout


poolside loungeabout–an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin’ food & fashion.
a proper vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a s-xy swimsuit with sparkles. at $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.

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