Poon Bandit
a lesbian. similar to the term -ss bandit for h-m-s-xuals.
tom: “do you know that girl?”
mary: “yeah, she’s mad cool…and a lesbian”
tom: “she’s a poon bandit?”
mary: “yeah man, she loves poon”
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