Poon Broom
any mustache that will get you poon
zach’s poon broom attracts all the ladies
the best p-rno ‘stache that a man can physically grow. it is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.
guy#1: “that’s a great p-rno ‘stache man!”
guy#2: “this is no p-rn ‘stache son, this is a poon broom! don’t you ever call it a p-rno ‘stache again either or i will stab you in the jaw!”
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