poon coon


someone who gets a lot of ratchets.
parker is such a poon c–n, hugging all the twerking girls.
a desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

someone who only hangs around his lady friend for s-x.
i feel like such a poon c–n, but d-mn my babulias’ gettin’ stale!!

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