Poon Job
the female version of a bl-w j-b (a.k.a. the act of c-nn-l-ng-s).
if mike doesn’t start giving me poon jobs more often, i’m kicking his -ss to the curb.
poonjob:
it’s like n-gg-r for indians!
(now available at your local convinience store)
(read in funny indian accent)
samir: what is up my poonjob
ankesh: you a crazy poonjob
samir: poonjob please, i ain’t n-body’s poonjob
ankesh: b-tch, you my dirty stinking poonjob.
samir: go f-ck a goat
the female version of a bl-wj-b.
i’ll give you a poonjob!
banging a girl in her poonanny.
i gave that girl a good poon-job.
when a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her v-g-n-l cavity. the midget then gives a man a bl-wj-b while having he is having s-x with said giant woman. this has been used for many years as a form of contraception. other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: dragon drop)
1930’s chinese citizens did the poon job
the reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males p-n-s while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males b-tthole.
dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. it really made me feel special
a total f-ck up, basically a total f-ckup.
“that dudes a f-cking poonjob.”
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