poon magnet
1. an object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid
2. a giant magnet that attracts v-g-n-s
he used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.
the poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
1. an object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid
2. a giant magnet that attracts v-g-n-s
he used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.
the poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
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