Poon Monkey


a polite way of calling a man a b-tch; the act of being a b-tch in front of your friends; a fellow homie acting like a b-tch!
“hey, get the beers in the fridge – no dibs… c’mon, stop being a poon monkey!”

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    a poon related animated cartoon. did you like that episode of poony tunes last night? no there were too many poononos in it

  • Poon Taxi

    the vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner’s house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of s-xual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most “poon taxi” incidents occur when the […]

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    a hybrid between a pr-ck and a d-ld-. shane has prildo stuck far up his -ss.


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