Poon Taxi


the vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner’s house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of s-xual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most “poon taxi” incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
friend: “hey dude! please drive me over to my girlfriend’s house! she’s really h-rny!”

me: “no! i’ve done this too many times and i refuse to keep being your poon taxi!”

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