poon phone


a phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
“i was out of minutes on my poon phone, so i had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service.”
“he uses his poon phone to call escorts when he’s out of town on business.”
“smart john’s always have a poon phone so their wife doesn’t catch ’em calling ho’s.”
a phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/v-g-n-/sn-tch often made at late night summons. the poon phone is used to arrange clandestine s-xual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned “let’s f-ck”).
can i use bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? i hear he has a poon phone!

i have seven sl-ts on my contacts list; does this mean i have a poon phone?

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