poon rocks


the result of a disgusting untaken care of v-g-n- that forms crusty’s inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes d-cks.
while joe and maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her v-g-n- in and onto his p-n-s.

he than decided to take the crusty’s to a lab and found out he got a wild case of “poon rocks”

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