poon rudder
noun. a rare string of excess p-ssy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking tw-t, usually starting from the p-ssy opening and ending in or around the -sshole. some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a stegasaurus. other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.
i managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. one thing lead to another and i ended up going down on her. much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her v-g-n- revealed somthing extra. a poon rudder. that explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.
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