poon shine
“the sweet nectar of a female hillbilly.”
“hot d-mn her poon shine tasted better than my ol’ granpappy’s moon shine!”
the resulting discharge from a yeast infection caused by soaking one’s tampon in alcohol.
bill: how’d it go with jill?
ted: no good. she’d been dippin her tampax in tanqueray. sh-t reeked of poonshine.
home-brew ghb or rohypnol. primary ingredient is rapeseed. -ssists in the attainment of poontang
dude, just made a fresh batch of poonshine, wanna road test it?
1. affinity for p-ssy, a.k.a., p-ssy.
2. relection of a shaved p-ssy.
3. the virile man’s desperate s-x addiction and drive for poontang.
the light reflected a poonshine from the mound of her shaved p-ssy.
i lost my poonshine, bubba, so i just jack it now.
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