poon slap
to poonslap is to partic-p-te in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite s-x; also known as poonslapping. eventually it should lead the so-called “poonslapper” to get laid.
dude, e-tom is such a f-cking poonslapper!
did you read that im conversation? bro, that was an epic poonslap!
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the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a v-g-n- and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
“hey, you suck at doing my dong!! its time for a poon slap b–tch”
b-tch isn’t performing.
time for a poon slap.
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