Poon the boon


anything. it can range from the gross and insulting (i pooned your girlfriend’s boon) to the mundane (my car was dirty so i pooned its boon).
“billy was being a b-tch, so i pooned his boon.”

“billy’s mom is hot, so i pooned her boon. twice.”

“billy’s dog blindy is cute, so i pooned its boon.”

“i don’t appreciate billy’s att-tude, so i pooned his boon when he was sleeping. that taught him a lesson.”

“billy, if you don’t take that d-ld- out of your -ss right now i’ll poon your boon until you’re forty!”

“remember when i pooned the boon all over billy’s rug? that was quite a weekend!”

“billy’s mom will poon your boon for a nickle!”

“green day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. billy, being a stuipd little b-tch, does not.”

“billy sucks. poon the boon!”
doing anything ever, without the limits of time and sp-ce. pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. if you washed your car, you can say you “pooned your car’s boon”.
dude, i pooned your boon in starcraft yesterday.

the girl was all like “poon my boon!” and i was all, “okay.”

then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! holy cr-p!

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