Poon Ticket
used almost exclusively by men. when a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a “poon ticket”.
guy 1: -phone goes off, indicating a text message- dude! i’m getting some tonight!
guy 2: show me that text! -steals phone- oh, d-mn, show me that poon ticket!
guy 1: ultisnecious
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