poon wound


any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. i was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

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