poonami
when you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.
my poonami done f-cked ma charmin.
(noun, verb)accidental, explosive diarrhea; usually -ssociated with children, traveling, or food poisoning.
“dude, while i was baby-sitting your kid, he had a poonami in his pajamas. i had to stick him, fully clothed, in the shower.”
poo-nah-mee noun
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-antic-p-ted bowel movement.
origin:
2011-2012; < brinston, ontario, canada. based on j-panese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. (splash) "whoa... poonami!"
2. "poonami alert - do not go in there!"
combination of "poo" and "tsunami"... as in a giant wave of poo.
i took a cr-p so bad, it was a like a poonami exploded from my -ss.
a flow of menstrual blood so severe it forms a tidal wave or destroys hopes and dreams
oh sh-t man, that was a total poonami
synonym for female -j-c-l-t--n derrived from the words poon and tsunami.
i saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she -rg-smed it was a poonami.
the water that splashes on your b-tt when a p--p falls into the toilet.
i don't need a bidet, i just got a poonami.
a gigantic wave of p-ssy, as might be encountred by a rock star.
we came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.
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