poonanisplit
the act of parting the v-g-n-l lips (the bananas) with one’s tongue while performing oral s-x on a woman. the insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (v-g-n-) center.
guy/girl a: i gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. she said it was the best she’s ever had.
guy/girl b: dayum! that’s gonna be hard to top!
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