Poonbacon
bacon made of v-g-n-.
the holy grail of food and p-ssy.
a v-g-n- that looks like a slab of meat, in particular, strips of bacon.
yo, want some poonbacon for breakfast.
yo her crotch was straight up poonbacon.
girlfriend: hey you want a bite of my poonbacon?
boyfriend: f-ck yeah!
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