Poonin’ For A Ride


when a chick texts pics of her sn-tch to a guy she doesn’t even know, hoping to “get” him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

she lures him in with that promise of free and easy p-ssy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she’s obviously a crazy b-tch.

these chicks usually have no money or skills, and their p-ssy is the only thing they’ve got to offer.

chicks who poon for rides usually have stds that can ruin a man’s relationship with a good woman.

the better-lookin’ she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
“this chick is totally poonin’ for a ride! she randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her tw-t!

naturally, i gotta go meat that poon! whoa she’s good-looking, guess i’d better wrap it too….”

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