poonj


a somewhat demeaning name for people of indian descent and surrounding regions (i.e. pakistan, sri lanka, bangladesh, etc.) based on the word “punjabi”.
person a: “hey man, do you know sri?”
person b: “i’m not sure, what does he look like?”
person a: “he’s the poonj in our chemistry cl-ss, the one who knows all the answers.”
person b: “oh the poonj! why didn’t you say so?!”
to engage in coitus. origin: the ojibwe natives in minnesota. the ojibwe have a phrase “poonjegay” which means “to dip meat in grease.” among the teenagers there, it’s shortened to “poonj” and has become slang for s-x.
“hey, did you two poonj last night?”
“were you guys poonjin?”

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