Poonjanger


noun:

1. an individual who jangs a lot of poon.

2. an -sshole; someone who makes plans then never keeps them, moves your things then doesn’t tell you, talks a lot but never listens, spends a lot but never shares, finds ways to make your day worse, and brings the atmosphere of a mental h-ll on earth into your daily life.

3. someone who sucks copious amounts of d-cks.

4. to beat around the bush.
person 1: bro! that guy keeps f-cking me over. bro!

person 2: ya bro, he’s such a poonjanger. always poonjanging around and never giving us a straight answer.

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