poonmeister
a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then f-cking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.
targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old – get with 20 girls
15 years old – get with 30 girls
16 years old – get with 40 girls
and so on..
all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.
‘my name is flash j, but my friends call me poonmeister flash j. now suck my c-ck.’
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