Poonsquabble
poonsquabble is a game played played those who are bored and happen to dislike v-g-n-. alternating statements of increasing complexity, subtleness, general effect, and overall offenseivness are lobbed at your “vopponent”. this continues until you run out of funny, someone pees, or you walk to away to do something else.
poonsquabbler a: “your v-g-n- smells” (the original insult)
poonsquabbler b: “aim for the v-g-n- boys!!” (big points for subtle contextual clues).
poonsquabbler a: “ask the nice old v-g-n- in the blue hat if this is egg salad or tuna salad” (bonified physical reactions such as ralphing, breaking into hives, cold-sweats are big point winners.
poonsquabbler b: “g-d himself wouldn’t freak-nast that dried-up holocost mess of a v-g-n-.”
points are awarded by the circle of onlookers who have gathered at the corner once someone successfully engages another in a “demisquab”, a short, under-the-breath statement and reply. once the reply is confirmed, the poonsiren is sounded and the game begins.
poonsquabbling is -ssociated with its sister game “shaftshoving 4 singles”. that main t-tle, plus the whole shaftshoving family: shaftshoving travel, shaftshoving barbie, and shaftshoving teen have all remained best sellers.
finally, a self-help/cook-book/home-butchering guide t-tled “shovingshaft 4 one and other secrets of the shoving arts” is due out with a family version in 2009.
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